To the dude on the left, I'm no urologist but… I...
To the dude on the left, I'm no urologist but… I don't think your dick head should be upside down…
Nice fuckin' nut dude!
Nice fuckin' nut dude!
I wouldn't mind seeing HIM in a speedo! DAMN! Knee hanger...
I wouldn't mind seeing HIM in a speedo! DAMN! Knee hanger he's got there, and some fucking bull balls to go with it! Let's be realistic though, with a cock that big, he's likely a HUGE power bottom who's got a huge worn out asshole that likes being fisted elbow deep and having dudes play his abs like a xylophone from the inside.
Hot twink gets fisted DEEP.
Hot twink gets fisted DEEP.
Good to be back...
Steadily approaching 5,000 followers! So nice to be back and able to reach everyone with all this hot freaky shit! ;)
Hot twink facial. Get a look at that thick load!
Hot twink facial. Get a look at that thick load!
Sexy twink brutally rams his entire finger down in his cock and...
Sexy twink brutally rams his entire finger down in his cock and abuses it!
Hung jock plays with his raw, blown out asshole until it leaks...
Hung jock plays with his raw, blown out asshole until it leaks cum from the night before.
This skinny, sexy tan twink doesn't win the gold medal of...
This skinny, sexy tan twink doesn't win the gold medal of Destroyed Cunts, he gets the platinum medal! That's a 2 foot dildo and yes, HIS ASSHOLE HAS BIG HANGING LIPS! Love watching his skinny abs clench down as his gaping cunt yawns and started to turn inside out.
Entire Bam dildo, leaps up and sinks into this twinks tired...
Entire Bam dildo, leaps up and sinks into this twinks tired gaping boy-cunt. DAMN!
Skinny Russian twink plays with his totally destroyed asshole....
Skinny Russian twink plays with his totally destroyed asshole. Just look at it, it looks like he was fucked with a chainsaw, the way his hole is all ragged and jagged. NICE! Reblog if you agree!
Wish I knew what Abercrombie and Fitch he works at…...
Wish I knew what Abercrombie and Fitch he works at… I'd totally go and get his attention and go "pssst, I saw your junk online!" lol
So I thought I'd seen it all… THIS I'd never...
So I thought I'd seen it all… THIS I'd never seen before. I can't even begin to imagine what fucking that would feel like.
At first glance it's like, oh okay, cute, jocky kind of...
At first glance it's like, oh okay, cute, jocky kind of dude. Then you keep going and you're like… oh okay… then BAM it's dick in your face. If it wasn't for the bald pubes and queer heart-a-gram tattoo… Okay so his face says straight but everything else says hetero-flexible. He might be dating a girl, but he'll suck a dick too. ;)
p.s. get a load of those huge nuts!
Twink with THREE TESTICLES! Yeah, that's right, this...
Twink with THREE TESTICLES! Yeah, that's right, this dude's got three balls in his sack! mmmmmm
Sexy jock jacks off on cam, shoots his load, then eats it! WOOF!...
Sexy jock jacks off on cam, shoots his load, then eats it! WOOF! REBLOG!
Dude plays with his massively stretched out dick hole and prince...
Dude plays with his massively stretched out dick hole and prince albert piercing hole.
Hung twink proves it's not always about length. Then...
Hung twink proves it's not always about length. Then again, with a dick thicker than a beer can, he's got nothing to worry about.
still no vid of Taylor Hanson huh
just got access back to my account. trust me, there's vid, i've been trying to convince the owner of the vid to release it. they got chicken.
Upload Limits are bogus
Okay, so I haven’t had access to my Tumblr account (as all of you know) since early February this year. It’s been almost four months and I FINALLY have it back. I’ve posted 76 photos and BOOM I’m stopped with a message saying I’ve reached my daily upload limit.
So I start researching, what is this fuckery? I’ve never heard of these shenanigans. So then I find through the grapevine (google) that Tumblr has put a cap on daily photo uploads of 200 per account.
So tell me how 76 photos manages to be 200 photos?
First it was no adult videos… okay I can kinda get that, Tumblr is like the gutter of the internet and there are a ton of pervs on here (can I get a what-what!) and their servers don’t need to be slowed down by twinks being fisted and muscle jocks taking facials. I get it. Moving on.
Then I realize they no longer allow animated GIF’s that are over 1MB in size. Okay let’s be honest, they cut it off somewhere around 900KB. How do I know? I’ve made waaaay too many GIFS for all your horn-dogs and they all lock up or won’t upload if they’re not below 900KB.
NOW we’ve got bogus photo upload limits? I mean, shit if I up loaded 200 photos today, I’d be shocked myself and say ‘alright self, it’s time to put down your dick and go out side or something.’
But no! Only 76 photos?! I’ve been off here for three fucking months and a few hours in I can’t post more than 76 photos?!
Man I’m telling you, if Yahoo really does buy this place out, it’s gonna suck like it did when they started closing down all the private chat rooms.
Tumblr, I miss you when you were cooler… and my porn cup over-floweth.
Now I just wanna go Ike Turner on your ass and slap you around for a while.
See you bitches after midnight… I guess I’ll have to limit my posts to maybe once or twice an hour.
Until then, whatever creams your twinkie, do it, suck it and love it.
-me
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